When someone anonymous tells me I'm fat, that's not a person to me. If they're not going to acknowledge me as a person, I'm certainly not going to acknowledge them as a person.

You're a small business and you have to take care of yourself the way you would a small business and take care of yourself the way any small business owner would.

I have an authority problem.

I'm glad if my work can make a difference.

That's the feeling [of relativity] I always had about [Judy Blume] books which I re-read and re-read and re-read.

I always imagined that having a baby is something that I'm going to keep in a private place, but maybe my curse is that all I'm going to want to do is tell everybody about what my birth process was like and what my children's nightmares are.

I never sort of thought of myself as a comedy writer, by nature.