When someone anonymous tells me I'm fat, that's not a person to me. If they're not going to acknowledge me as a person, I'm certainly not going to acknowledge them as a person.

Here's who it's okay to share a bed with: . . . A heating pad. An empty bag of pita chips. The love of your life.

You're a small business and you have to take care of yourself the way you would a small business and take care of yourself the way any small business owner would.

I’m not super thin, but I’m thin, for like, Detroit

You can't give any exciting speech without misremembering things.

I get a lot of unasked for sexual confessions.

You don't need to be flamboyant in your life to be flamboyant in your work.