When someone shows you how little you mean to them and you keep coming back for more, before you know it you start to mean less to yourself.

I would be a horrible girlfriend at this point in my life, because I’m both needy and unavailable.

I would go to work from 9 to 6, go home, nap for two hours, then write from 8 to 2 a.m.

When I write I'm never really thinking about themes or the universal.

In Hollywood, you've got a hundred people on set, and shooting the sex scene you're wearing nude-toned underwear and tape on your nipples. Nothing is going beyond where you want it to go.

Okay, 'Best Party Ever' -- to me, that's like saying 'Best Gym Ever' or 'Best Nature Documentary Ever,' like how good can it really be?

For me, my life goal is to be in a position where I can wear pajamas 24 hours a day. That's what makes me happy.