Here's what I have to say about being married: someday you will look at him, hating him with every fibre of your being, wishing that he would die the most violent death possible. It will pass.

I'm always afraid that I'm being unprofessional, yet I continue to sign all my e-mails 'xoxo.'

I also really like to read good books and I don't have enough time to do it. So it's really hard for me to imagine willingly submitting myself to a trilogy of books that I've been told are at the fourth grade reading level which isn't a very nice thing to say but.

Every time I start feeling sexy I trip.

Throughout the day I often ask myself, Could I fall asleep right now? and the answer is always a resounding yes.

I'm not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax.

I value my health and my happiness. And I've realized exercise can give me both of those things.