There’s always an article coming out, saying, ‘The new thing is funny women!’

When someone anonymous tells me I'm fat, that's not a person to me. If they're not going to acknowledge me as a person, I'm certainly not going to acknowledge them as a person.

Basically my new litmus test for people is, do they make me hear about a blow job they gave in the first ten minutes of us talking? And if they didn't then I can feel excited.

Don't wait around for someone else to tell your story. Do it yourself by whatever means necessary.

I never thought of myself as like, a funny person.

The thing that's so hard about being a kid is you don't have enough knowledge to explain things yourself.

I love what I do, I love every minute of it.