If you watch my movie, you understand I am perverse and weird and angry and not looking to direct a film that ends with a bunch of teenagers exploding into glitter.

I have to take my shoes off, you guys.

I know that when I am dying, looking back, it will be women that I regret having argued with, women I sought to impress, to understand, was tortured by. Women I wish to see again, to see them smile and laugh and say, It was all as it should have been.

I'm not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax.

It's almost like when you're young, your friends take on the romance role, and then guys take on the role of your friends later.

I don't really have a place where people can reach me via email because it got a little overwhelming. People tweet things at me like, "oh DM me for a great story that you'll definitely need to use on the show," which I don't, you know, DM them.

It would probably be too easy a cop out to say that just Republican males hate me. Though there's a large swath of them, for sure.