I would rather spend my entire life doing nothing than have my name attached to something mediocre.

That's the feeling [of relativity] I always had about [Judy Blume] books which I re-read and re-read and re-read.

I also really like to read good books and I don't have enough time to do it. So it's really hard for me to imagine willingly submitting myself to a trilogy of books that I've been told are at the fourth grade reading level which isn't a very nice thing to say but.

Running had always been off the table for me. It just looks embarrassing when I do it. I viewed it like learning a new language - best to learn it as a child.

At a brunch potluck, I realize that I do, in fact, hate everybody.

Everyone needs something from me.

All my freakouts have been pretty private and directed at family pets and/or people I have been dating for too short a time to freak out at in that way.