When I was nine, I wrote a vow of celibacy on a piece of paper and ate it.

I just don't want to be around people who don't hate everything in their life right now.

Part of being a feminist is giving other women the freedom to make choices you might not necessarily make yourself.

You have to move so you don't die. You have to move so your brain doesn't atrophy. You have to move so that you look a little bit like a person that you might want to be. There are a thousand reasons why exercise is important, and I've had to find ways to make it sexy for myself.

Katherine Heiny's work does something magical: elevates the mundane so that it has the stakes of a mystery novel, gives women's interior lives the gravity they so richly deserve -- and makes you laugh along the way.

When I was nine, I wrote a vow of celibacy on a piece of paper and ate it.

Not to speak for Jason [Benjamin], but he's a straight married dude with two kids.