I have a playlist of farts on my phone.
I almost never get recognised in the street.
Shooting guns is not something I would do in my spare time.
I was obsessed with vampires when I was 13 or 14.
Sometimes it's a bizarre, fairly cold, and horrifying thing to be a parent.
I carry about eight lip balms: Burts Bees, Rosebud Salve, Eos.