Win any way as long as you can get away with it. Nice guys finish last.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brusher her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third.

Show me a good sportsman and I'll show you a player I'm looking to trade.

I never did say that you can't be a nice guy and win. I said that if I was playing third base and my mother rounded third with the winning run, I'd trip her up.

Stick a fork in him. He's done.

If you don't win, you're going to be fired. If you do win, you've only put off the day you're going to be fired.

I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes.