Win any way as long as you can get away with it. Nice guys finish last.

Breaks like a ball falling off a pool table.

There is a thin line between genius and insanity, and in Larry's (MacPhail) case it was sometimes so thin you could see him drifting back and forth.

In the olden days, the umpire didn't have to take any courses in mind reading. The pitcher told you he was going to throw at you.

Five runs ahead and he'd knock in all the runs I could ask for. One run behind and he was going to kill me.

I made a game effort to argue but two things were against me: the umpires and the rules.

Stick a fork in him. He's done.