Win any way as long as you can get away with it. Nice guys finish last.

Five runs ahead and he'd knock in all the runs I could ask for. One run behind and he was going to kill me.

In the olden days, the umpire didn't have to take any courses in mind reading. The pitcher told you he was going to throw at you.

If you don't win, you're going to be fired. If you do win, you've only put off the day you're going to be fired.

I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?

Buy a steak for a player on another club after the game, but don't even speak to him on the field. Get out there and beat them to death.

You don't save a pitcher for tomorrow. Tomorrow it may rain.