If you don't win, you're going to be fired. If you do win, you've only put off the day you're going to be fired.
Win any way as long as you can get away with it. Nice guys finish last.
I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes.
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!
Give me some scratching, diving, hungry ballplayers who come to kill you.
It is decidedly not true that 'nice guys finish last'.