When you're in professional sports, winning is the only thing that matters.
There is only one way to pitch to Musial - under the plate.
God watches over drunks and third baseman.
It is decidedly not true that 'nice guys finish last'.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brusher her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third.
In the olden days, the umpire didn't have to take any courses in mind reading. The pitcher told you he was going to throw at you.