What are we out at the park for except to win?

It's possible to spend money anywhere in the world if you put your mind to it, something I proved conclusively by running up huge debts in Cincinnati.

Breaks like a ball falling off a pool table.

I never did say that you can't be a nice guy and win. I said that if I was playing third base and my mother rounded third with the winning run, I'd trip her up.

If you don't win, you're going to be fired. If you do win, you've only put off the day you're going to be fired.

I made a game effort to argue but two things were against me: the umpires and the rules.

There are only five things you can do in baseball - run, throw, catch, hit and hit with power.