I made a game effort to argue but two things were against me: the umpires and the rules.

I made a game effort to argue but two things were against me: the umpires and the rules.

It's possible to spend money anywhere in the world if you put your mind to it, something I proved conclusively by running up huge debts in Cincinnati.

Buy a steak for a player on another club after the game, but don't even speak to him on the field. Get out there and beat them to death.

In order to become a big-league manager you have to be in the right place at the right time. That's rule number one.

In the olden days, the umpire didn't have to take any courses in mind reading. The pitcher told you he was going to throw at you.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brusher her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third.