I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.

People say: idle curiosity. The one thing that curiosity cannot be is idle.

You understand people better if you look at them-no matter how old or impressive or important they may be-as if they were children. For most men never mature; they simply grow taller.

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong.

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer.

A writer writes not because he is educated but because he is driven by the need to communicate. Behind the need to communicate is the need to share. Behind the need to share is the need to be understood.

Satire is focused bitterness.