Satire is focused bitterness.
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
Words sing. They hurt. They teach. They sanctify. They were man's first, immeasurable feat of magic. They liberated us from ignorance and our barbarous past.
Some things are so unexpected that no one is prepared for them.
The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait
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