It is not that which is beautiful that pleases us, but that which pleases is is called beautiful.
Leo RostenEvery writer is a narcissist. This does not mean that he is vain; it only means that he is hopelessly self-absorbed.
Leo RostenIn the dark colony of night, when I consider man's magnificent capacity for malice, madness, folly, envy, rage, and destructiveness, and I wonder whether we shall not end up as breakfast for newts and polyps, I seem to hear the muffled cries of all the words in all the books with covers closed.
Leo Rosten