Thinking is harder work than hard work.

A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.

Many [of the Americans] polled showed a marked disapproval of the Wallonians, Danerians, and Pirenians. The fact that these minorities were invented by the pollster did not diminish the hostility.

The purpose of life is not to be happy, the purpose of life is to matter.

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong.

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

There was no answer, no solution, no sop, no deliverance. What, then, did I do? I read faster.