A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides and shrugs; an optimist doesn't see the clouds at all - he's walking on them.

He is a fine friend. He stabs you in the front.

Chicago - a pompous Milwaukee.

A doctor is a man licensed to make grave mistakes.

Only the dead have no troubles.

Book - what they make a movie out of for television.

A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000.