Back when I played, basketball was all about fundamentals, about hustling, getting those loose balls, all those rebounds under the basket. That equals up to 12, 14, 16 points. You can lose a game with that much. It's different watching basketball now. People don't play the same way. It doesn't matter if you score, if you can't stop the other team from scoring. Our coach used to kick our ass if we didn't. I was told if you saw more of the other team color under the basket than your own team color, you ain't doing your job. Everybody should be under the board, trying to get that ball.

People think I'm an overnight success. No. It's just that you all found me overnight.

You can't rush good wine. It has to sit. And when you finally drink it, it's the bomb. It's worth the wait.

I'm really good at standup. I always win at standup.

I had all the intentions of being the next Eddie Murphy.

I didn't realize the age thing until I got hired and everybody was telling me I was f - -ing old.

There is no such thing as getting anything easy. Trust and believe. Even if you're good at what you do, you still should be practicing, you still should be updating, especially. Because if you don't update, you become a dinosaur.