have i gone mad? im afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usualy are.

Well that was the silliest tea party I ever went to! I am never going back there again!

A minute goes by so fearfully quick. You might as well try to stop a Bandersnatch!

His answer trickled through my head like water through a sieve.

She [Alice] went on "And how do you know that you're mad?" "To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?" "I suppose so," said Alice. "Well, then," the Cat went on, "you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags it's tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad."

Be sure the safest rule is that we should not dare to live in any scene in which we dare not die.

Come back!" the Caterpillar called after her. "I've something important to say." This sounded promising, certainly. Alice turned and came back again. "Keep your temper," said the Caterpillar.