...those serpents! There's no pleasing them!

I cannot even pretend to feel as much interest in boys as in girls.

Better say nothing at all. Language is worth a thousand pounds a word!

Once she remembered trying to box her own ears for having cheated herself in a game of croquet she was playing against herself, for this curious child was very fond of pretending to be two people.

In a wonderland they lie, dreaming as the days go by

And how many hours a day did you do lessons?' said Alice, in a hurry to change the subject. Ten hours the first day,' said the Mock Turtle: 'nine the next, and so on.' What a curious plan!' exclaimed Alice. That's the reason they're called lessons,' the Gryphon remarked: 'because they lessen from day to day.

Every story has a moral you just need to be clever enough to find it - the Dutchess