It was for bringing the cook tulip-roots instead of onions.

I wonder if I've been changed in the night. Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!

Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin,' thought Alice 'but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing i ever saw in my life!

I can explain all the poems that were ever invented - and a good many that haven't been invented just yet.

I don't think..." then you shouldn't talk, said the Hatter.

Can you do Division? Divide a loaf by a knife - what's the answer to that?

You can't be that good; you work for me.