It's always tea-time.

She [Alice] went on "And how do you know that you're mad?" "To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?" "I suppose so," said Alice. "Well, then," the Cat went on, "you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags it's tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad."

Life, what is it but a dream?

I never thought of that before! It's my opinion that you never think at all.

If everybody minded their own business... the world would go round a deal faster than it does.

What does it matter where my body happens to be?' he said. 'My mind goes on working all the same.

Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.