If I was not assured by the best authority on earth that the world is to be destroyed by fire, I should conclude that the day of destruction is at hand, but brought on by means of an agent very opposite to that of heat.

My view of life is, that it's next to impossible to convince anybody of anything.

If everybody minded their own business... the world would go round a deal faster than it does.

Alice thought to herself, 'Then there's no use in speaking.' The voices didn't join in this time, as she hadn't spoken, but to her great surprise, they all thought in chorus (I hope you understand what thinking in chorus means--for I must confess that I don't), 'Better say nothing at all. Language is worth a thousand pounds a word!

'O Tiger-lily,' said Alice... 'I wish you could talk!' 'We can talk,' said the Tiger-lily: 'when there's anybody worth talking to."

How puzzling all these changes are! I'm never sure what I'm going to be, from one minute to another.

Do let's pretend that I'm a hungry hyena, and you're a bone!