You couldn't have it if you DID want it.

Beautiful soup! Who cares for fish, game or any other dish? Who would not give all else for two pennyworth of beautiful soup?

I have had prayers answered - most strangely so sometimes - but I think our Heavenly Father's loving-kindness has been even more evident in what He has refused me.

PLAIN SUPERFICIALITY is the character of a speech, in which any two points being taken, the speaker is found to lie wholly with regard to those two points.

Why is a raven like a writing desk? - Mad Hatter I haven't the slightest idea. - Alice

You're thinking about something, my dear, and that makes you forget to talk.

You shouldn't make jokes if it makes you so unhappy.