The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.

I have often seen a cat without a grin - but a grin without a cat - remember the cat kept appearing and disappearing slowly bit by bit.

Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen, that it seemed quite dull and stupid for life to go on in the common way.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

I am fond of children - except boys.

If there's no meaning in it," said the King, "that saves a world of trouble, you know, as we needn't try to find any. And yet I don't know," he went on [...]; "I seem to see some meaning in them, after all.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.