"Can you do Addition?" the White Queen said. "What's one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one?" "I don't know," said Alice. "I lost count." "She can't do Addition," the Red Queen interrupted.

when she thought it over afterwards it occurred to her that she ought to have wondered at this, but at the time it all seemed quite natural

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

The Cheshire Cat only grinned when it saw Alice. It looked good-natured, she thought: still it had very long claws and a great many teeth, so she felt it ought to be treated with respect.

I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then

"Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly. "I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more."

It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.