The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday-but never jam today It must come sometime to jam today, Alice objected No it can't said the Queen It's jame every other day. Today isn't any other day, you know

"Can you do Addition?" the White Queen said. "What's one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one?" "I don't know," said Alice. "I lost count." "She can't do Addition," the Red Queen interrupted.

Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well.

A minute goes by so fearfully quick. You might as well try to stop a Bandersnatch!

For the snark was a boojum, you see.

If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.

The Cheshire Cat only grinned when it saw Alice. It looked good-natured, she thought: still it had very long claws and a great many teeth, so she felt it ought to be treated with respect.