I wonder if I've been changed in the night. Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!

I am fond of children - except boys.

If only I could manage, without annoyance to my family, to get imprisoned for 10 years, "without hard labour," and with the use of books and writing materials, it would be simply delightful!

I don't think..." then you shouldn't talk, said the Hatter.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Do let's pretend that I'm a hungry hyena, and you're a bone!

Of all things, I do like a Conspiracy! It's so interesting!