I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir,' said Alice, 'Because I'm not myself you see.

...those serpents! There's no pleasing them!

If everybody minded their own business... the world would go round a deal faster than it does.

Is Life itself a dream, I wonder?

It'll be no use their putting their heads down and saying "Come up again, dear!" I shall only look up and say "Who am I then? Tell me that first, and then, if I like being that person, I'll come up: if not, I'll stay down here till I'm somebody else"--but, oh dear!' cried Alice, with a sudden burst of tears, 'I do wish they WOULD put their heads down! I am so VERY tired of being all alone here!

Every story has a moral you just need to be clever enough to find it - the Dutchess

I can explain all the poems that were ever invented - and a good many that haven't been invented just yet.