I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir,' said Alice, 'Because I'm not myself you see.

The Mad Hatter: "Would you like some wine?" Alice: "Yes..." The Mad Hatter: "We haven't any and you're too young.

I said you LOOKED like an egg, Sir. And some eggs are very pretty, you know.

Always speak the truth, think before you speak, and write it down afterwards.

When the sands are all dry, he is gay as a lark, And will talk in contemptuous tones of the Shark: But, when the tide rises and sharks are around, His voice has a timid and tremulous sound.

No discussion between two persons can be of any use, until each knows clearly what it is that the other asserts.

Sentence first, verdict afterwards.