If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.

In some ways, you know, people that don't exist, are much nicer than people that do.

When you are describing, A shape, or sound, or tint; Don't state the matter plainly, But put it in a hint; And learn to look at all things, With a sort of mental squint.

If everybody minded their own business... the world would go round a deal faster than it does.

I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir,' said Alice, 'Because I'm not myself you see.

Rule Forty-two. All persons more than a mile high to leave the court.

Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?" "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to." "I don't much care where –" "Then it doesn't matter which way you go.