Mad Hatter: “Why is a raven like a writing-desk?” “Have you guessed the riddle yet?” the Hatter said, turning to Alice again. “No, I give it up,” Alice replied: “What’s the answer?” “I haven’t the slightest idea,” said the Hatter

She's stark raving mad!

You can't be that good; you work for me.

So young a child ought to know which way she's going, even if she doesn't know her own name!

My beloved friend - one of the most unique and charming personalities of our time.

No Ghost of any common sense begins a conversation

Then you should say what you mean," the March Hare went on. "I do," Alice hastily replied; "at least--at least I mean what I say--that's the same thing, you know." "Not the same thing a bit!" said the Hatter. "You might just as well say that "I see what I eat" is the same thing as "I eat what I see"!