And how do you know that you're mad?

Can you do Division? Divide a loaf by a knife - what's the answer to that?

Where do you come from? And where are you going? Look up, speak nicely, and don't twiddle your fingers all the time.

The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday-but never jam today It must come sometime to jam today, Alice objected No it can't said the Queen It's jame every other day. Today isn't any other day, you know

Alice thought to herself, 'Then there's no use in speaking.' The voices didn't join in this time, as she hadn't spoken, but to her great surprise, they all thought in chorus (I hope you understand what thinking in chorus means--for I must confess that I don't), 'Better say nothing at all. Language is worth a thousand pounds a word!

It is always allowable to ask for artichoke jelly with your boiled venison; however there are houses where this is not supplied.

I could tell you my adventures—beginning from this morning,” said Alice a little timidly; “but it’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.