I said you LOOKED like an egg, Sir. And some eggs are very pretty, you know.

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

Speak roughly to your little boy and beat him when he sneezes! he only does it to annoy, because he knows it teases!

when she thought it over afterwards it occurred to her that she ought to have wondered at this, but at the time it all seemed quite natural

The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.

Beware the Jabberwock, my son The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!

And how many hours a day did you do lessons?' said Alice, in a hurry to change the subject. Ten hours the first day,' said the Mock Turtle: 'nine the next, and so on.' What a curious plan!' exclaimed Alice. That's the reason they're called lessons,' the Gryphon remarked: 'because they lessen from day to day.