“I don't like the look of it at all,” said the King: “however, it may kiss my hand, if it likes.” “I'd rather not,” the Cat remarked.

But it's no use now," thought poor Alice, "to pretend to be two people! Why, there's ahrdly enough of me left to make one respectable person!

One thing was certain, that the white kitten had had nothing to do with it-- it was the black kitten's fault entirely.

"She can't do Subtraction." said the White Queen. "Can you do Division? Divide a loaf by a knife-what's the answer to that?" "I suppose-" Alice was beginning, but the Red Queen answered for her. "Bread-and-butter, of course."

One of the hardest things in the world is to convey a meaning accurately from one mind to another.

My view of life is, that it's next to impossible to convince anybody of anything.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?