"She can't do Subtraction." said the White Queen. "Can you do Division? Divide a loaf by a knife-what's the answer to that?" "I suppose-" Alice was beginning, but the Red Queen answered for her. "Bread-and-butter, of course."

One of the deepest motives (as you are aware) in the human beast (so deep that many have failed to detect it) is Alliteration.

I don't think..." then you shouldn't talk, said the Hatter.

Do not, oh do not indulge such a wild idea that a newspaper might err! If so what have we to trust in this age of sham?

People who don't think shouldn't talk.

It'll be no use their putting their heads down and saying "Come up again, dear!" I shall only look up and say "Who am I then? Tell me that first, and then, if I like being that person, I'll come up: if not, I'll stay down here till I'm somebody else"--but, oh dear!' cried Alice, with a sudden burst of tears, 'I do wish they WOULD put their heads down! I am so VERY tired of being all alone here!

Do let's pretend that I'm a hungry hyena, and you're a bone!