"She can't do Subtraction." said the White Queen. "Can you do Division? Divide a loaf by a knife-what's the answer to that?" "I suppose-" Alice was beginning, but the Red Queen answered for her. "Bread-and-butter, of course."

It is the privilege of true genius, And especially genius who opens up a new path, To make great mistakes with impunity

It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that, whatever you say to them, they always purr: "If they would only purr for 'yes,' and mew for 'no,; or any rule of that sort," she had said, "so that one could keep up a conversation! But how can you talk with a person if they always say the same thing?

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.

I'm very brave generally,' he went on in a low voice: 'only today I happen to have a headache.' (Tweedledum)

If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.

It's jam every other day: to-day isn't any other day, you know.