"She can't do Subtraction." said the White Queen. "Can you do Division? Divide a loaf by a knife-what's the answer to that?" "I suppose-" Alice was beginning, but the Red Queen answered for her. "Bread-and-butter, of course."

A thick stick in one's hand makes people respectful.

With a sort of mental squint.

Speak roughly to your little boy and beat him when he sneezes! he only does it to annoy, because he knows it teases!

Without a plan, it doesn't matter which way you're going.

You are old Father William,' the young man said, 'and your hair has become very white; and yet you incessantly stand on your head-do you think, at your age, it is right?

have i gone mad? im afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usualy are.