Speak in French when you can't think of the English for a thing. Turn out your toes as you walk. And remember who you are!

I'm very brave generally,' he went on in a low voice: 'only today I happen to have a headache.' (Tweedledum)

Speak English!' said the Eaglet. 'I don't know the meaning of half those long words, and I don't believe you do either!

No discussion between two persons can be of any use, until each knows clearly what it is that the other asserts.

That which chiefly causes the failure of a dinner-party, is the running short--not of meat, nor yet of drink, but of conversation.

If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.

Alice came to a fork in the road. 'Which road do I take?' she asked. 'Where do you want to go?' responded the Cheshire Cat. 'I don't know,' Alice answered. 'Then,' said the Cat, 'it doesn't matter.