Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.

The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday-but never jam today It must come sometime to jam today, Alice objected No it can't said the Queen It's jame every other day. Today isn't any other day, you know

Which way you ought to go depends on where you want to get to.

People who don't think shouldn't talk.

In proceeding to the dining-room, the gentleman gives one arm to the lady he escorts--it is unusual to offer both.

It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that whatever you say to them, they always purr.

The Mad Hatter: "Would you like some wine?" Alice: "Yes..." The Mad Hatter: "We haven't any and you're too young.