Why is a raven like a writing desk? - Mad Hatter I haven't the slightest idea. - Alice

As a general rule, do not kick the shins of the opposite gentleman under the table, if personally unaquainted with him; your pleasantry is liable to be misunderstood--a circumstance at all times unpleasant.

Of all things, I do like a Conspiracy! It's so interesting!

Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?

You couldn't have it if you DID want it.

Do not, oh do not indulge such a wild idea that a newspaper might err! If so what have we to trust in this age of sham?

Beautiful soup! Who cares for fish, game or any other dish? Who would not give all else for two pennyworth of beautiful soup?