My most recent purchase was a black lace corset.

I'm off to save the universe again. It's a tough job but someone has to do it, and I'm glad it's me.

I thought I wanted to be a brain surgeon until I realized all the schooling it required. I didn't like school very much so I had to come up with something else.

I do see myself going to LA. Not anytime soon.

I toyed with the idea of pursuing a career as a lawyer just because I like to argue.

For the past 10 years, people have been making fun of the eighties. Why are we bringing them back?

My most recent purchase was a black lace corset.