Seppuku is Japanese for ritual suicide. I thought, What a cute name for a coat.

I sit on my duff, smoke cigarettes and watch TV. I'm not exactly a poster girl for healthy living.

For the past 10 years, people have been making fun of the eighties. Why are we bringing them back?

The idea of taking off my shoes and trying on all these clothes is so exhausting, I just leave.

My most recent purchase was a black lace corset.

The idea of running around and screaming about Jason Voorhees trying to kill you was fun.

I quite enjoy science fiction.