Seppuku is Japanese for ritual suicide. I thought, What a cute name for a coat.

I thought I wanted to be a brain surgeon until I realized all the schooling it required. I didn't like school very much so I had to come up with something else.

My relationships with my loved ones always take precedence over work.

My most recent purchase was a black lace corset.

It doesn't matter if you're staying at a four-star hotel, you will never have your whole closet with you.

I toyed with the idea of pursuing a career as a lawyer just because I like to argue.

I sit on my duff, smoke cigarettes and watch TV. I'm not exactly a poster girl for healthy living.