I know how to behave but sometimes I can't be bothered.

I respect the Stones but their songs are a pile of crap. As for U2, they don’t say a lot or seem like normal persons.

I live for now, not for what happens after I die.

I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.

You've either got it or you haven't.

I didn't always want to be a dad.

I'm not going around touring the U.S. when I've got nowhere to live.