She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.
Every time I look in the mirror, God looks back.
I'm Liam Gallagher and I'm in Oasis. The whole world is jealous of me. It should be.
It's nice to do nice things, innit? I'm a nice person, deep down, I do nice things all the time.
I know how to behave but sometimes I can't be bothered.
I'm into the girls fancying me and stuff, mad for it.