I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just be sat-in getting fat, counting me money. It's good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives you energy.

She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.

I love the Beatles. What more can I say? I'm not gonna lie to you. I love 'em. They make me happy. And I think they were the best, and still are.

I'll never have a stylist.

Lennon was right. And we are bigger than Jesus. We will be as big as the Beatles, if not bigger.

Every time I look in the mirror, God looks back.

I'm Liam Gallagher and I'm in Oasis. The whole world is jealous of me. It should be.