She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.

Lennon was right. And we are bigger than Jesus. We will be as big as the Beatles, if not bigger.

I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just be sat-in getting fat, counting me money. It's good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives you energy.

I find words really hard.

If I like something, I get it and I put it on.

I don't like jeans with holes in 'em. I like 'em faded.

I'm Liam Gallagher and I'm in Oasis. The whole world is jealous of me. It should be.