You must remember, my dear lady, the most important rule of any successful illusion: First, the people must want to believe in it.
Really, being a librarian is a much more dangerous job than you realize.
Who the heck is Don Quick-oats?
Reason was for suckers and Presbyterians.
...dreams were dreams and reality was reality and she felt people were better off understanding the difference.
I am dying a thousand cruel and unusual deaths as fifty pairs of eyes take me in, size me up like something that should be hanging over a fireplace in a gentleman's den.