Im a techno moron. I need help just to plug in my video camera.

What you want can be yours. But you must first know what it is you want.

No? Part girl, part wolf? Do they lick their butter knives?

Life don’t come to you, Memphis. You gotta take it. We have to take it. Because ain’t nobody handing it to us.

J.T Woodland, known as “the cute one” in The Corporation’s seventh-grade boy band, Boyz Will B Boyz. Due to the success of their triple-platinum hit, “Let Me Shave Your Legs Tonight, Girl,” Boyz Will B Boyz ruled the charts for a solid eleven months before hitting puberty and losing ground to Hot Vampire Boyz.

There is a time in every life when paths are chosen, character is forged. I could have chosen a different path. But I didn’t. I failed myself.

The trouble with morning is that it comes well before noon.