You must remember, my dear lady, the most important rule of any successful illusion: First, the people must want to believe in it.

Maybe girls need an island to find themselves. Maybe they need a place where no one's is watching them so they can be who they really are

Wow, you're awesome and The universe loves a winner, so the universe must really love you!

Does my new feminism make me look fat?

I am starting a collection of only right-hand gloves. It’s ever so bourgeois to have two.

On TV, talking heads wrung their hands over a lack of traditional feminine values and wondered if girls’ sports were to blame. Then they cut to a commercial featuring a sexy college coed vacuuming her dorm room in her underwear.

Warning: If you are insufferable, do not walk here. We shall eat you down to the marrow.