I'm a librarian, not an oracle.

People see what they want to see when they need to.

Maybe that's what real friendship is -- getting so used to people that you need to be annoyed by them.

Look, I know this seems a little half-assed...' 'No, dude. I'd be thrilled if this plan were half-assed. This is, like, no-assed.' 'You're right. It's the most no-assed thing I've ever done in my life.

Because you can't keep up the illusion forever," I say. "No one has that much magic.

Taylor clapped three times for attention. "Ladies! Ladies! My stars! That's enough. Now. We all know Miss Arkansas's girls are fake, Miss Ohio's easier than making cereal, and Miss Montana's dress is something my blind meemaw would wear to bingo night." - "Beauty Queens

I'm going to eviscerate you and leave your organs on a pike in the yard as a warning to those who wear large jewelry.