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It's possible to pretend I'm someone other than who I am, and if I pretend long enough, I can believe it.

Clothing left on the bed unfolded. Books stained with coffee spots. Tabs not paid until the last possible second. Boys kissed and then forgotten in a week’s time.

To each his own magic.

When the world moves forward too fast for some people, they try to pull us all back with their fear.

I will never, ever drink whiskey again. From now on, it's strictly sherry.

Oh, I've a love, a true, true love, who waits upon yon shore... and if my love won't be my love, then I will live no more.