It's so laughable that it's somewhere beyond comedy and right into tragedy again.

Beauty, grace, and charm my foot. It's a school for sadists with good tea-serving skills.

Writers are also sort of like vultures, but with fewer ethics.

To those who will see, the world waits.

I'd like to thank readers. Every time you open a book, it is a strike against ignorance. Unless you're reading Sarah Palin.

Our mouths and bodies speak for us in a new language as the trees shake loose a rain of petals that stick to our slickness like skins we will wear forever. And just like that, I am changed.

Sheep. I'm stuck in a boarding school filled with sheep.