I hate high heels. Walking in high heels for eight hours a day should be forbidden by the Geneva Convention.
I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.
The hand you hold the longest is your own.
Nobody Wants to be themselves. That's why there's tv. -Ephigenia.
You are absolute angels of the first order. If I were Pope, Iโd canonize you.โ โThe Pope would probably love to turn a cannon on you!
When the music is over, she keeps her head down till she finds her seat again, and I wonder how many times each day she dies a little.